From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
September 7, 2010 at 9:45 am
Coming to you from a new location! It’s no coincidence that Pittsburgh and penis begin with the same letter. It’s all in my master plan, people. Today’s Penis ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
September 6, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Our move is complete! The last two months nearly whooped me. But I’m back. In my uber-bitchy natural form. With boxes unpacked and pictures hung and beers poured.
We even ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
September 3, 2010 at 11:34 am
*sigh* Our first apartment is empty.
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August 31, 2010 at 7:08 am
Yes. He said that.
I love accidental perverted slips from news anchors. The best about this clip? It was said in all seriousness.
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 30, 2010 at 9:07 pm
I do not drink the juice. Unless it is whipped cream vodka. Holy crap, that stuff is good. Too bad it’s a shitty brand because I would have loved more than one drink.
Where ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 25, 2010 at 9:01 am
Most days I need a little help with my wardrobe. I have so many pieces in my closet, that it can be overwhelming to remember how to match those items together. So, I look to snazzy ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 24, 2010 at 2:39 pm
How do normal people move to a new state having regular jobs? I’m exceptionally lucky that I can make my own hours around all the mundane crap I need to do while AB is, well, ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 19, 2010 at 8:46 am
When this is all said and done, I’ll likely need a mulligan on the entire month of August.
And yesterday just plain sucked the life out of me. Again. What you may call “relaxed,” ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 17, 2010 at 9:36 am
I received an interesting lead to my blog from Google: excuse me, your cock is in my peanut butter. Of COURSE, I had to do the search to find its intended source.
Aside from my ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 16, 2010 at 6:17 pm
It’s been a while since I’ve required the services of an online dating service (thank GAWD). I had no personal success in their use, save for seeing several of my ex-boyfriends ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 12, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Last Friday, we went down to Akron for a brown bag wine party. I normally stray away from weekend updates these days (because nearly everyone is blogging like this, and who am ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 10, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Keeping with our anti-smoking theme this week, I present you an awesome PSA from the UK:
Smoking shortens your penis | Viral/Other | SPIKE.com
Smoking shortens your ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 10, 2010 at 9:04 am
It’s no secret that I’m moving to Pittsburgh. I’ve already visited a couple times this past year (dammit, missed out on the suite with the telescope though!) ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 9, 2010 at 11:08 am
I’m one week into Fresh Meat August, and I am so thrilled — no, seriously. I’ve been gushing like a mad person about roller derby. I’ve been pushing myself ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 8, 2010 at 7:51 am
Celebrate. Celebrate. Dance to the muuuuu-sic.
Today marks the TWO YEAR anniversary of my quitting smoking. TWO FREAKING YEARS. While it’s been well over a year that I’ve ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 4, 2010 at 10:28 am
My mood swings are out of control. One minute I am on top of the world in happiness, then I snap with any minute form of stress with frustration. The next, I am a weepy mess. I ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 3, 2010 at 10:04 am
Online retailers are notorious for photoshopping models into alien-like proportions. Mostly, females end up with the waists of small school children and are seemingly missing six ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
August 2, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Yes, I crossed off a Kick the Bucket list item with this vacation. Proudly… after 15 years.
And no, we did NOT do the Duck Tour. I can do that shit in Pittsburgh.
I really ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
July 27, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Excavations can be fun! Err… don’t Google that anywhere near the words “sex,” “penis,” or “flashlight.” Trust me.
Em & Lo ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
July 27, 2010 at 9:26 am
This time next Sunday, many of you will be official members of the Burning River Roller Girls!!
For seriously, I am SO excited and SO ready. Nearly six months of training in wRECk ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
July 22, 2010 at 9:10 am
As some of you have realized over the last couple days, AB & I are moving. Moving away from the annoyances of Cadillac Ranch on college ID night. Moving away from the distraction ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
July 20, 2010 at 10:25 am
Scientists discover that bats have oral sex.
While that headline in itself should be intriguing, the fact that bats have oral sex DURING PENETRATION just blew my fucking mind. ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
July 13, 2010 at 6:19 pm
No, not me, silly hard-ons, King Tut. As in, King Tut’s penis. It is missing.
Have you seen it?
I mean, I don’t know about you, but that’s the first thing I want ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
July 12, 2010 at 1:17 pm
I take the prize in many areas for Best Girlfriend Ever and would probably even be a good choice for a housewife, if that was truly my calling — you know, save for my arachnophobia ... (
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From Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend
July 6, 2010 at 9:01 am
All the thanks to today’s Penis Tuesday goes to my mother. Yes, my mother. Many cheers to the woman who made this perverted mind all possible — and prompted by a Facebook ... (
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